Anonymous asked: What are you doing for your date?
oohmaiglob: why can’t i be pretty did you forget you’re fabulous? let me remind you with the most fabulous picture we’ve ever taken together OH SNAP LOOK HOW ~***xxHAWTxx*~ YOU ARE girl you are flawless ok and my 5ever girl crush. that’s 1 more than 4ever. AND MARK MY WORDS IF YOU CALL YOURSELF UGLY ONE MORE TIME I WILL RECORD MYSELF SINGING YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WILL...
maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
kidouyuuto: last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
help how to be a good date and make boy like you more than friend??? i don’t know anything???
How bout just write him a note, if you can’t bear to talk to him, just write him...– Thom Yorke, on if you’re a really shy 16 year old girl who has a crush. (via crystawl)
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff